jQuery.preloadCssImages=function(settings){var settings=jQuery.extend({statusTextEl:null,statusBarEl:null},settings);var allImgs=[];var k=0;var sheets=document.styleSheets;for(var i=0;i<sheets.length;i++){var cssPile='';var csshref=sheets[i].href?sheets[i].href:'window.location.href';var baseURLarr=csshref.split('/');baseURLarr.pop();var baseURL=baseURLarr.join('/');if(baseURL!==""){baseURL+='/'}if(document.styleSheets[i].cssRules){var thisSheetRules=document.styleSheets[i].cssRules;for(var j=0;j<thisSheetRules.length;j++){cssPile+=thisSheetRules[j].cssText}}else{cssPile+=document.styleSheets[i].cssText}var imgUrls=cssPile.match(/[^\(]+\.(gif|jpg|jpeg|png)/g);var loaded=0;if(imgUrls!==null&&imgUrls.length>0&&imgUrls!==''){var arr=jQuery.makeArray(imgUrls);jQuery(arr).each(function(){allImgs[k]=new Image();allImgs[k].src=(this.charAt(0)=='/'||this.match('http://'))?this:baseURL+this;$(allImgs[k]).load(function(){loaded++;if(settings.statusTextEl){$(settings.statusTextEl).html('<span class="numLoaded">'+loaded+'</span> of <span class="numTotal">'+allImgs.length+'</span> loaded (<span class="percentLoaded">'+(loaded/allImgs.length*100).toFixed(0)+'%</span>) <span class="currentImg">Now Loading: <span>'+allImgs[loaded-1].src.split('/')[allImgs[loaded-1].src.split('/').length-1]+'</span></span>')}if(settings.statusBarEl){var barWidth=$(settings.statusBarEl).width();$(settings.statusBarEl).css('background-position',-(barWidth-(barWidth*loaded/allImgs.length).toFixed(0))+'px 50%')}});k++})}}return allImgs};

jQuery.fn.delay = function(time,func){
	this.each(function(){
		setTimeout(func,time);
	});
	
	return this;
};

$(document).ready(function() {
	jQuery.easing.def = 'easeOutBounce';
	
	$.preloadCssImages();

	$(this).delay(800,function(){
		$("form#ebooksignup").fadeIn("slow");
	});
	
	$("a.clicker").click(function() {
		$("span.tags").show("slow");
		$("a.clicker").fadeOut("fast");
		$("a.clickoff").fadeIn("fast");
	});
	
	$("a.clickoff").click(function() {
		$("span.tags").hide("slow");
		$("a.clickoff").fadeOut("fast");
		$("a.clicker").fadeIn("fast");
	});
	
	$("#intro_trigger a").click(function() {
		$("#blog_intro").fadeIn("slow");
		$("#intro_trigger a").fadeOut("slow");
	});
	
	$("#close_about a").click(function() {
		$("#blog_intro").fadeOut("slow");
		$("#intro_trigger a").fadeIn("slow");
	});

});

	function clicker()
	{
		// nope!
	}